myLot Topics| Divorce By Smith & Wesson 38 Special | | Tonight has been quite the night in my house.
As most of you know, I'm doing the divorce dance.
The SO(B) won't move out, and figures that it gives him the right to get pissy.
Well tonight my son (not my SO's son) finally lost his temper and in a quiet deadly voice, told the SO(B) off.
So I have decided that some men warrant divorce by Smith & Wesson 38 Special.
For those of you who don't follow popular cop shows, that's the kind of gun most policemen use.
I'm not saying that I condone a bullet to the brain, but it's nice to dream.
I figure it this way. If the ex is left alive, the potential to aggravate me into an early grave over the course of the rest of my life is a given. But if the ex is six feet under, I can do the happy dance and get on with my life, aggravation free.
Which would you choose?
Unfortunately I live in a country that frowns on dealing with these matters in this way. Bummer. So much for enlightened government! lol
Don't get me wrong - I don't hate the SO(B), I just want to get on with things without his shadow following me around and blotting out the sunshine of my life.
I take comfort in knowing I have a great lawyer and solid terms in my divorce... | |
| | Do you own a gun? | | If so, what kind of gun is it? I own several guns. I have a Winchester 12-gauge pump shotgun, a Marlin .30-30 lever action rifle, a .410-gauge single shot shotgun (not sure of the brand but it is REALLY old, but still a good one), a Smith&Wesson .38 caliber revolver, and a Colt Trooper Mark III is .357 Caliber. I love guns, and I want to add more to my collection. What type of guns do you have? Do you like guns? Why or Why not? | |
| | I bought a new gun and am curious if it's a decent good gun? | | So i decided to buy myself a 9mm pistol for home protection because lets just say we had a close encounter a year or so ago and had nothing to defend ourselves but a baseball bat. They never came in the house but they were trying. Needless to say i finally bought a gun and it was pretty cheap. It's a "Highpoint" brand and made in the USA and only $125.00 brand new. Most 9mm like a smith & wesson brand new are around $600.00 to $800.00 dollars and are made in like sweden or croatia. I'm going shooting this coming weekend at a firing range and am hoping it's not just some piece of crap that doesn't shoot straight. Does anyone know anything about firearms that could help me out? | |
| | Pistol Packin' Granny makes robber CALL POLICE ON HIMSELF! | | Yes, it is true.At least one punk is mighty embarrassed. Probably no gang will have him anymore. Here's the story.http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/08/19/national/a080907D85.DTL&tsp=1I say it is true that God created man, but Smith & Wesson made them equal.What do you say. | |
| | twenty nine lines to make you smile | | TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE 1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the univer se.
9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.10..Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 11.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 14. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 16.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it! 17.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up. 18.. Procrastinate Now! 19.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That? 20.. A hangover... | |
| | Hot tips on mergers to happen soon! | | This is just too funny. I received it in email and had to share it with all of you. Watch for these consolidations in 2007. 1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R.Grace Co. Will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace. 2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become:
Poly, Warner Cracker. 3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and and become:
MMMGood. 4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:
ZipAudiDoDa. 5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP. 6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild. 7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
Poupon Pants. 8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW! And finally . 9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:
Titty Titty Bang Bang | |
| | I Love "Murphy's Law"....Do you? | | Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.
You will always find something in the last place you look.
No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.
The other line always moves faster.
In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it.
Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost you more than you thought.
If you fool around with a thing for very long you will screw it up.
If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman, it will work perfectly.
Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will use it.
Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work.
In any hierarchy, each individual rises to his own level of incompetence, and then remains there.
There's never time to do it right, but there's always time to do it over.
When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
Murphy's golden rule: whoever has the gold makes the rules.
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.
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| | Cop, airman shoot each other dead | | Another article from Philippine Star news paper. I hope you find this informative. I just want to share it with you guys...
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Cop, airman shoot each other dead
By Edwin Ian Melecio and Flor Z. Perolina
The Freeman 04/08/2007What should have been a peaceful Maundy Thursday was marred by a shootout that claimed the lives of a policeman and a sergeant of the Philippine Air Force outside a videoke bar along Abella Street less than 50 meters from the barangay San Nicolas multi-purpose hall and a hundred meters from the police station.Homicide investigators from the Cebu City Police Office identified the fatalities as PO2 Jessie Yramis, a member of the Miscellaneous Team of the San Nicolas police station and Sgt. Darwin Basico, a member of the Philippine Air Force assigned to the Benito Ebuen Airbase in Mactan Island and a resident of barangay Sawang Calero in this city.The shootout took place outside 7E Antigua Restaurant and Videoke.Homicide Section chief Insp. Mario Monilar said Yramis was responding to an armed person alarm inside the said establishment, this was confirmed by San Nicolas police station chief Supt. Marciano Batiancela Jr.Monilar said they... | |
| | Investments | | Maybe I shouldn't give you some of these, but here goes:
Investment tips for 2007 For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.Watch for these consolidations in 2007.1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.2.) PolygramRecords, Warner Bros., and ZestaCrackers join forces and become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
MMMGood.4. ZippoManufacturing, AudiMotors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:
ZipAudiDoDa.5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
PouponPants.8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!And finally ....9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name:
TittyTittyBang BangOH YOU KNOW YOU ARE GOING TO FORWARD THIS ONE...........
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